Piadinhas surreais

Piadinhas surreais (*)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
R. Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with brightly colour machine tools.

What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
R. The both have wheels expect for the monkey.

What is the difference between a duck?
R. The one eye is blue and the other eye is also green.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
R. Fish.

Boom, boom, drum roll…

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  1. says: Nessa

    guitarist jokes

    “What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
    His amplifier.

    How do you make a guitarist play quieter?
    Put a sheet of music in front of him.

    How do you make him stop?
    Put notes on it.

    What is the definition of a minor second?
    Two lead guitarists playing in unision.

    How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?
    Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say “Not bad, but I could’ve done better.”

    hahaha!

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