Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Possible answers…
To actualize its potential…(Aristotle).
To manufacture consent…(Chomsky).
If you ask…you deny your “chicken nature;” (Buddha).
It didn’t cross it, it transcended it… (Emerson).
To have fun…(Epicurius).
Out of Custom and habit? (Hume)
To participate in the form;…for the greater good…(Plato).
To prove it could never reach the other side… (Zeno).
Was it pushing a rock too? (Sisyphus).
What road? !!! (Pyrrho the Skeptic).

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